Turtles and Coconuts
I had a two and half hour lunch today with an original Turtle who had some funny recollections about his Turtle days. He chuckled at two ways people tried to win Dennis’ attention. Some women actually sent nude photos of themselves in an effort to be hired as a Turtle. Better yet one guy sent two coconuts with a note that said, “If you have the balls to hire me, I have got the nuts.” None of these people were hired.








